The problem with my mind is ( Read more... )

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Sometimes, On FB and IRL (HAH! Remember that shyt!? In Real Life! AOL DAYS) I feel like responding to some people with: "I'm REEEEALLY not interested in the Opinion of a Power bottom ( Read more... )

The good thing about Winter is that it forces you to have a lot of indoor time. Indoor time that if you're wise, you'd spend PONDERING ( Read more... )

Oh Winter... How I HATE how you've got my OWN body questioning if I'm really thirsty or if my throat is just dry because of the lack of moisture in the air ( Read more... )

PS: In case you were wondering, "Now I MUST KNOW what Marcos was Googling ( Read more... )

It bothers me more than it should that "Karen Walker" is also a designer... because I can't just Google: "KAREN WALKER" from Will & Grace without including "Will & Grace" in the query line ( Read more... )

So like... about these "middle class" tax cuts that I keep hearing about and shyt... does that mean I'll actually get to keep more than 40% of my earnings this year or does that just mean that they'll start using Lube & Sweet Words to get me in the mood ( Read more... )

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Sometimes, people send me friend requests and I can't help but think: "There's no way I'm approving this guy... he looks Mad Thirsty and Highly offendable ( Read more... )