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[xpussycattx]

Walking into the morgue today was shitty as hell. There were a million nasty corpses, all burned, severed, and bloody. They were blocking all the doors! I was looking around and getting grossed out when Harvey, a stupid lab tech who simply fingerprints the bodies then falls asleep, started giving me a hard time. He told me that he never sees me

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[johnvincent]

dude you have the most disgusting posts sometimes...

why are you always at a city mourge? i think i give you mad props...i'd be vomiting my innards out dude....seriously how and why are you always at the mourge?

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[xpussycattx]

I intern there. I had always wanted to be a forensic pathologist but since I've been at the morgue my career goals have shifted. Now I'm into cosmetic surgery.

[maryswildnight]

yum!

i always enjoy reading your morgue-related posts. i've always wanted work in one, but i got turned off after seeing those delicious pictures in driver's ed with people's brains sticking out and faces ripped open and such...heh. oh well.

it's still fun to read about, though! :p

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[xpussycattx]

Yeah, I see a lot of car accident cases. Faces really do get ripped open, but sometimes it's easier to stomach than more natural deaths because the body looks so unnatural after bad car wrecks. You don't see something human anymore, ya know? It's more like a movie prop or something.

[jackofftwiggy]

rofl, the way you described the "handful of soft poop" plopping out was a bit funny ;x

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[xpussycattx]

haha! Good! It was pretty funny to see. :p

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[kiddynovocaine]

Im still overly jealous of you. You and your stupid going to England ass.....wayyyyy jealous. You should walk around and be all weird and creepy and when people ask why youre creepy you can tell them morgue stories. So jealous.....

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[xpussycattx]

lol. I know that's why you'd wamt to work in a morgue: to have an excuse to be creepy. I'll bring you back something English, like maybe some tea and crumpets or somethin'.

Oh, this reminds me that the other day I was cleaning out a drawer and some funny money fell out and it was from Kazakistan (sp)! There're remnants of you all over my room! :p

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[kiddynovocaine]

Funny money?........you mean AZERBAIJAN? The country I went to? And I bet I am all over. I mean with all the crap I've given you through out the years. Tea and crumpets sound just dandy old chap. see, im preparing you for the british thing. Just be careful when youre walking down the street, you dont want to get cut or anything. Those Brits have some pretty snaggly teeth.

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[xpussycattx]

Azerbaijan, Kazakistan.... TomAYto, tomAHto....

It's all the same, is it not??? :p

[lydiadeetz]

although those tales are truly disgusting, your job sounds so...interesting!

i'm jealous. :P

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[xpussycattx]

Hehe. I admit it's cool to be able to say that I saw all of that sick stuff! :p