White teen: You've got a fat ass.
Black teen: Well, your ass has a stupid, scrawny bitch stuck to it.
--Times Square
Nerd #1: So, was she hot?
Nerd #2: According to Google Image search, yes.
--Math Building, NYU
Small boy: Mom, I found a kitten!
Mother: Name him Cletus.
Small boy: Cletus, you my only nigga.
--Nokia Theatre
Thug #1: Yo,
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