Underwater hockey is one of the possible trial sports for the 2012 Olympics.

I played underwater hockey yesterday.

Maybe the greatest sport ever invented.

Maybe.

Except for the part where you're body-checking people wearing Speedos.

Maybe that'll become less awkward for me as I play more.

Maybe.

If you've never been to a party with over 5000 people in attendance... I recommend that you don't. It's simply too much.

And I have to be awake in five hours. Nuts.

My schedule:

1st quarter
Fundamentals of photonics
Quantum optics
Biomedical optics

2nd quarter
Interaction of light and molecules
Non-linear optics
Nano-optics

3rd quarter
Laser physics
Experimental laser physics and nonlinear optics
Integrated optics
OR
Advanced quantum mechanics

4th quarterInternship. If all goes well, as a study-abroad ( Read more... )

My summer so far ( Read more... )

Well, that definitely ranks as one of the weirder nights that I've ever had.

This guy may not be firing on all cylinders, but he certainly isn't guilty of criminal trespass or ASSAULT.

Man, what is with people these days?

Market investment is quite a fascinating topic that I know pitifully little about.

Well, another project for the summer, I guess. Already on the list: free-running, aikido/ninjitsu/systema(?), marksmanship (rifle and pistol), skydiving, Dutch.

Shaping up to be a good summer.

With the inclusion of all of my figures and citations, my honors thesis just broke 40 pages.

Single-spaced.

10-point font.

Yikes.

I guess it's a good thing that I have another month to finish this bugger. I don't even know how much more I'm going to write, and proofreading is going to be narsty.

1. Put your music player on Shuffle.
2. List the titles of the first 25 songs to come up.
3. Put "in my pants" after each title.
4. Bold the ones that actually made you laugh.

( Some things don't belong in my pants... )

There aren't nearly enough spontaneous acts of fun on this campus, and I'm bored out of my mind. You do the math.