( Read more... )

WHAT the fuck
the other dude's reaction is priceless

Click to view

im not sure if this is real. i really hope so

The Earth is getting warmer and more polluted, uncontrollably so, and our resources are getting notably more scarce and increasingly more dangerous; overwhelmingly, the Earth is becoming a much less enjoyable place. But as long as it is enjoyable to some, we continue to breed breed breed, and nobody anywhere talks about it. Sure, a decrease in ( Read more... )

A funny thing:

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews,
and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and
handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances. ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

why am i so lazy. i used to think it was something i'd grow out of, but now it seems to be happening a lot more often. yesterday i only had 4 things i needed to do- go to the bank and deposit a check, get my bike from ann arbor, study for the exam i have tonight, and go to class at 1. i woke up at ten and took a shower and then watched tv until i ( Read more... )

I SUPPORT STEM CELL RESEARCH BUT ONLY AS A BYPRODUCT OF MY SUPPORT FOR KILLING BABIES

haikus inspired by celebrity fit club men vs women ( Read more... )

Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play ( Read more... )

today i went to urgent care, for the second time in 3 days.
they made me go to the e.r.
i just got home.
im on steroids and codeine and antibiotics.
i have something something tonsillitis.
so that's great.
still feel like shit. byebye