I almost forgot about this thing, again, but what the hell. It's a Sunday afternoon and I'm tired as fuck from working, and I have nothing better to do. I wonder who actually still posts on these things like everybody used to ( Read more... )

When she bgins to rock, honey, I begin to rooooooolllll

:)

I don't know why I felt like updating this thing, nobody seems to enjoy Livejournal anymore. It's okay though, at least I have somewhere to rant when I'm obscenely bored ( Read more... )

I never update this thing, and probably won't for long periods of time. I can't think of anything witty or clever to say!

Hmmm...
I enjoy life.
Tim is a fatty!
My farts are worse than anybody else's, no questions asked.

Bye!

Rawr!!

Jess's penis is behemith, and I am jealous of it's deliciousness.

Rawr, last day of summer.

High School better be good or I'm gonna hafta choke-a-bitch!

I hate it when people are so concerned about the after life. They're so concerned with whether they'e going to "heaven" or "hell", when they don't even know if either exist to begin with. I think they should be more concerned with living the life they have now. It's too short.

Some people think little girls should be seen and not heard, but I think,

oh bondage, up yours!

1-2-3-4!

Bind me, tie me, chain me to a wall!
I wanna be a slave to you all!

Oh bondage, up yours!
Oh bondage, no more!

On Friday, Donia helped me dye my hair "Funky Cherry".


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I just woke up, and I had a really cool dream. I'm slowly forgetting what happened every couple minutes, but I remember the best part ( Read more... )