British funnyman Russell Brand is expected to take the lead role in the remake of cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show, according to reports ( Read more... )

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I have asiago cheese in between my toes.

Kaileen and I have been back in Windsor for the past week and a half, having been kicked out of the cottage so that builders can come and stay while they build a deck. It's been a relatively busy trip home; we went camping with the Muzzer and the Brother at Wheatley for a couple days on this absolutely lovely site. It was completely secluded, with ( Read more... )

Jarvis Cocker was DJing at the Mighty Boosh Festival on July the 5th. I must admit, I've never felt more jealous in the entirety of my life. My two favourite Brits, together, for only $100. Guh. I would have exploded with glee if I had attended. (Perhaps it's better that I didn't.)

So, life then, an update ( Read more... )

I am a person with a well of regret which, happily, has been rather stagnant of late. This is probably due to my lack of exposure to unpleasant events, annoying people, or, in short, the fact that I've become a hermit. So the fact that I'm feeling a strong tug of regret at my heart hasn't gone as unnoticed at it may have once ( Read more... )

04/30/08 Because of a multitude of reasons - laziness being the most prominent - I find myself on the last day of Script Frenzy with fifty-one pages yet to write. But I've decided, after humming and haaing for some time, to just complete it. I'm to sit down after this and figure out the rest of the scenes and after that, write for the next fourteen ( Read more... )

The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then
--Roger McGough

The host of the American NME Awards is a fucking twat. If he says, "Ladies and gentlemen, give it up..." or yells another fucking introduction like he's at WWF Smackdown I'm going to fucking cry. I am oh so grateful to the people throwing random objects at him ( Read more... )