1.) go to http://www.google.com

2.) type in the word failure

3.) press the I'm feeling lucky button (instead of the google search one)

4.) Laugh

5.) Repost

*EDIT-I guess there is no need to hurry, this has been that way for a while, but it still cracks me up.

The weekend is done and now it's back to work time. Dane had Friday off and got some cleaning done before I got home and his mom got there. We went out to dinner before his mom got there and it was yummy. Then his mom got there and the two of them decided we should see Domino. It was alright I guess....Dane got his money out of it, considering ( Read more... )

Dane and I cleaned out our walk-in closet yesterday. We got ride of 5 garbage bags worth of stuff that is sitting in my car right now, waiting to go to charity. Actually, I will probably leave it at my mom and dads today so they can drop it off at one of those boxes or give it to purple heart ( Read more... )

If the people above us don't stop having loud sex on weekdays between the hours of 1:30 A.M and 6 A.M. I am going to go insane. Dane won't let me throw stuff at the ceiling or put a can of WD40 outside their door. Their poor kid is probably all tired in his 4th grade class from their squeaky bed keeping him up ( Read more... )

So I was flipping T.V. channels last night when I see my 11th grade criminal law teacher on prime time live...I am wondering what the hell is he doing there so I keep the show on for a few minutes. I then find out that he was on there because he is an compulsive shop lifter and has got in trouble and stuff. He was on their talking about his " ( Read more... )

The casino told Dane that since this was our first trip to this particular casino and the car next to his pretty much exploded all over Dane's car, they are mailing him some comps to assure that our next visit is more enjoyable. We shall see what they send.

So my weekend was rather exciting ( Read more... )

*Note to self....when there is time, update about the terrific evening last night, A.K.A date night with Dane.

For now, I am off to finish getting dressed and meet up with my parents for a small road trip and some gambling. Hope you all have a great day!

I cooked up my lunch which I was perfectly fine with until it started to heat up and I could smell it. It was a microwave meal (one of the WW ones) and it was one that I had had before and didn't hate. It wasn't the most healthy thing I could have had with all the sodium and crap they pump into them, but I was fine with the idea of it until I ( Read more... )

Friday at work blew. Big icky chunks. Dane and I went grocery shopping and when we got home he played video games before bed and I read. Nice and relaxed. Dane fell asleep on the living room couch after watching T.V. and I fell asleep in our room and woke up a few times wondering where the hell he was ( Read more... )