Hookers and booze makes shane a happy man

[xstretchnutsx]

Yo my birthday is next friday, buy me shit. I will execpt the following but nothing else.

Hookers!!!!
Booze!!!!!!
Money!!!!!!
Hookers!!!!
Booze!!!!!!
Good horror movies!!!!!!
Hookers!!!!!!
Booze!!!!!
Porn!!!!!
Hookers!!!!
Booze!!!!
Cds!!!!!!
-shane

P.S. Did I say anything about Hookers or Booze?

Comments

[go_team_venture]

I know a 500 lb Elvis impersonator/stripper, I'll give him a call.

[xstretchnutsx]

Awesome, tell them to bring booze.
-shane

[_youwilldyenow_]

ZOMG! I can't believe everyone is turning 20 and 21 o.0

I'll make somthing nice for yas