*Bold All That Apply*
1. I can't stand children.
2. I am still a child at heart
3. In fact, if I babysitted a kid, it would kill itself somehow.
4. Or I would kill it first.
5. I can ski backwards.
6. I think skiing is for retards.
7. Narko! ... POLO!
8. Llamas make me smile.
9. Emo boys make my knees wobble.
10. I have a webcam.
11. I have touched a wall
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