1. Save yourself the time and gas, and forget Oceanside exists entirely for one day ( Read more... )

I know it's not entirely impossible that I'm the only one that feels like shifting sand being blown about by dry desert winds.... but sometimes it feels that way ( Read more... )

So I'm currently experiencing on of the coolest monsoons we've had in years. 4 hours ago there was hardly a cloud in the sky and it was about 110*F (according to my car) in the inland area ( Read more... )

Today I FINALLY got around to watching Das Boot, after only putting it off for about 3 years or so. I cannot recall ever being so riveted to the movie/TV screen… ever. Sure, some may see nothing more than seamen minus the porn [1], but IMHO this is better than Casablanca. It isn’t too often that you find a movie capable of making you root for the ( Read more... )

This would be a great time to jot down all the things that have been going on in my life for the past few months... but, instead, i give you this idea i had the other morning while driving home from work listening to the Mikey Show "Oracle" report ( Read more... )

Does anyone out there in the inter-web have and rock salt handy? You see, I have a gash or two that I'd like to fill with it...

There should be a warning on the labels of PVC pipe glue containers: "Product may make it appear as though you have been fisting a Smurf if used in a haphazard manner ( Read more... )

It seems the more social this one attempts to be, the more alienated he feels ( Read more... )

I really think i've damaged my self. It seems impossible to learn from part experiences... this is how i've always designated between those that are stupid and those that are ignorant. I seem to have transgressed ignorance into stupidity for i do not learn and instead repeat the same mistakes.... although, this "mistake" may also be a sort of ( Read more... )

Laugh out loud comedy of the year. A rare treat!

...I guess you'd have to see it to understand.
Seriously, I couldn't stop laughing the last 5-10 minutes of the thing.
It's like a 3 hour story-joke that you only learn is a joke at the very fucking end... but what a punchline.