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Haha, I went to the bathroom, came out, and ripped off a piece of sweet bread that was on the table and my dad says "What the hell are you doing? Did you wash your hands?"

I said "no, but I didnt piss on my hands so dont worry"

"doesnt matter" he says "your hands were still all over your dick"

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Zenith: So I was at work today, signing for a package from UPS ( Read more... )

taKenandhAteD: #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Roflwaf flehouse: HAHAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO
Roflwaf flehouse: it actually might work
Roflwaf flehouse: get the girl drunk enough
taKenandhAteD: ...

NEW YORK--A public-school teacher was arrested today at John F ( Read more... )

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