today was a sad... yet historic day. the legendary bob barker stepped down from his plinko throne... with two blondes on each arm. i think hes about to win his 20th emmy. goddaaaamn
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in honor of me being back in weedland... i made a new invention. i had to struggle to remember it. this too would sell great on tshirts and towel in myrtle beach... home of my conception. so i hereby copywrite it. trademark it. whateverrrr
so yea... i still exist. my japan experience has been rad. i think its coming to a close sooner than expected for various reasons... but its been a goddamn blast. i've made up for the lack of weed, etc. (haha) by becoming a complete alcoholic, in a good way (is that possible?). i binge drink like none other and can barely even remember half of
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umm... yea. so i found my dream girls in japan. its called GANGURO and they get really tan and bleach their hair. and i'm pretty sure they're gonna love me. i'm gonna be a ganguro pimp.
so just in case you haven't been to my myspace profile ( i fuckin hate saying my myspace... actually i fuckin hate myspace except for meeting cute little asian boys and retrieving them in front of their school when they're supposed to be having lunch and then taking them to undisclosed locations
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