GUESS WHAT?!!!
My lovely wovely internet friend of 4 years JESSICA MOKARAKA with the insanely cool last name has ONCE AGAIN reminded me that I actually have one of these.
Geez I think that after all this time I've forgotten what I'm actually supposed to write here...hmmm.

I KNOW!
I'll start by adding THIS:

jeff says:
i remember! it sosmething funky
jeff ( Read more... )

Holy shit ahahaha I totally forgot about this thing :S. Stupid Jess reminded me the poo and now shes making me update it WTF!!, wow we've been friends for ages now haha even tho we had a fight for some reason i cant even fucking remember. oh well ( Read more... )

HEYYYYYY OMG LIKE HI. ITS GEMMA AND JESS AND WE'RE UPDATING JEFF'S JOURNAL COZ HE CANT BE STUFFED AND YA KNOW, WE'RE COOL. WE'VE BEEN ON THE PHONE TO HIM FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF SO FAR :0 WELL ACTUALLY, ONLY JESS HAS COZ I HATE JEFF AND THE PHONE SO ONLY SHE'S TALKED TO HIM. PUSHUP YOUR BODY, YOUR BODY NEXT TO MINE. YES. JESS JUST SANG THAT SONG. WE ( Read more... )

HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ ( Read more... )

HelloZ ( Read more... )

hello
my name is jeff and my gf tiff loves me hhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaps :)

BTW
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME AN UNDERWEAR MODEL FOR CALVIN KLEIN

DEAR JOURNAL
I LOVE TIFF SOOOOO MUCH
SHE IZ SO HOT N KOOOL AND FUN TO KISS :)

JUST SO U ALL KNO
I LOVE ELEPHANTS SO MUCH I AM A MEMBER OF A SECRET CLUB CALLED THE
TRUNKETTES AND I LOVE IT THERE :) I COLLECT ELEPHANT FIGURINES AND WEN
IM BORED I DRESS UP AS AN ELEPHANT FOR FUN :D FROM NOW ON IM GOING TO
TELL EVERYONE I DONT LIKE ELEPHANTS ANYMORE BUT I DO SO SHHHHHHHHHHH

FROM JEFF THE ELEPHANT LOVER

ELEPHANTS ARE GREY

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY NAME IS JEFFALOPAGUS

AND I AM VERY SEXY

I LIKE STUFF

I PLAY RUGBY ALOT

AND I HATE THIS BIRD THAT SINGS IN THE MORNING AND I ONCE THREW A ROCK AT IT AND I MISSED :)

WELL I LOVE DONUTS AND ELEPHANTS AND STUFFF

UHM WELL I HAVE TO GO COZ I DO :D

BYE

JEFFY

PINK IS PRETTY :)