Eight Reasons Why I Cannot Stand Stephenie Meyer and the Twilight Series

[xtra_vagant]

Edwad Anthony Masen Cullen Idiot Renesmee Bella Stars Topaz Melting Pattison.

See, I have read the books. Case in point RIGHT. THERE.

If anyone attacks me, please, be logical. A 'pretty face' does not mean... anything... in determining character.

On we go.

NUMBER ONE- The array of characters in Twilight cater to Stephenie Meyer's fantasies. However,

Comments

[anautumnsky]

Thankyouthankyouthankyou for being the only person other than me with a vagina that has a brain. I agree with everything you posted about the books. Especially that her writing is so elementary. And the name renessme.

the books are only mediocre and I can't stand all the girls who are in love with edward. He is a FICTIONAL character who is something around HUNDRED YEARS OLD. Ew.

I read her leaked draft of twilight from edawrds point of view. Its better than her whiny version but not by much.

End of rant.

[xtra_vagant]

HAHAHA I READ THEM TOO AND I DEFINITELY AGREE WITH YOU.

It was only better because I find love in a man's point of view incredibly sexy. But that's all.