1. Who are you ( Read more... )

i saw the grudge...i get scared easily....it freaked me out! i also saw some movie about a hot morman guy whos totally a fag that had really bad acting in it! the highlight of my night, however, was whataburger french fries.

I miss chicago, I miss elliott, i miss my retarded girlfriend!

I know Y'ALL missed me bitches! i got pictures from new years developed. My friend thought that jon was an 11 year old boy and that sahar was my little sister. you cute mother fuckers. i also got a picture of elliot developed which made me giggle like chris on shrooms......because im a girly girly girl.

I, Yasmine Baharloo, have decided to embark on a new career path. I have decide, I truly want to reach for the stars, and so I am becoming an astronaughty
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im in texas right now.....woot. this morning i was in chicago and then i talked to mort on the phone around lunch time and he told me about his book signing tonight and long story short, he flew me in and now i have 2 kabobs in my stomach. I'm going back to chicago tomorrow, it was a really short trip but it made me feel important so.....the end.

"it's just a fact, if you give a mexican a glass of water, leave the room and come back in fifteen minutes he's gonna have his feet in it."

ok....here's the plan to be ban....ned.......i'm either going to go to a large city in Utah and getting fucked in the ass in a public place....or...better yet...... get a large black strap on and fuck somebody else with it...maybe even a goat. Flawless.

My new life goal is to get banned from a state....but which state....it can't be wyoming because i have already made plans to set all of wyoming on fire. And what can i do to get banned from one of these states? I heard that ozzy osbourne got banned from texas for peeing on the alamo but i'm not sure if that is true...and i dont want to pee on ( Read more... )

I'm going home!!!!! i'm going home for thanksgiving so there better be some bitches waiting to hang out with me! FALICE......i know your scanning this for your name and not actually reading the whole thing but you better be in sugarland when i get there....i have big plans for stalking HGCH.