whoo, fuck i'm getting old

in class, 2 cute chicks in my class sitting next time, DAMN

fuck me if i'm wrong, but do i know you?

i am SO using it at the meet tomorrow

damn i hate the time between my intro to evidence class/police field ops and poli sci, i have to stay on campus, i guess thats the reason god created a laptop. thank god my dad got me one for school. anyway random ass shit ( Read more... )

well here's my story, sorry if its long ( Read more... )

mother f'in shit, i got class this tuesday. :(

hey chris i'm stealing this

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why can't it always rain. hope it rains during the rose bowl so USC can lose. (YEAH YOU HEARD ME)


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i swear to fuckin god i'm seeing things.

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for early retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officers got to choose what those two points would be ( Read more... )