I'm not sure how many of you knew me and Bob when he gave me the tube of Darkie brand toothpaste. We all thought it was fantastic how a fucked up product could still be being produced in this day and age. Well, it seems that the company finally figured out that there might be something amiss with their brand name and logo choice. I was ( Read more... )

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I can only hope this is real, but I fear that it must be a hoax, it is far too awesome to exist in this dismal world.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1448685.ece

After about a year of slowly accumulating parts from ebay, the local Honda dealer and other racers, I have finally cobbled together a new bike for racing ( Read more... )

75% off at the local CSV. By gosh I would have paid 75% more!


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Puddy, the big, old, FIV, kidney diseased, broken tailed, de-tumored via exploratory surgery cat has succumbed to his numerous ailments and went to that big litter box in the sky today. I was sad to see him go, but the fact that he survived for several years with devastating ailments leads me to believe that he had had a good run of it ( Read more... )

So I seem to forget to lock my car fairly regularly. I never mean to, but it usually takes several trips to get junk from the car to the house so in the process I forget ( Read more... )

Initially, I didn't want to buy an iphone because it was too locked, too proprietary and too hyped. But that didn't stop me from still wanting it since my current phone is a steaming pile of feces ( Read more... )

Penelope's original birth date was supposed to be August 10, 2007. So today she is 0 years old! Yeah!
Or should I say that this morning she was -0 years old and this evening she will be +0 years old...

That makes much more sense to me.

Happy -0th birthday, baby!

Penelope came home yesterday. While it was hectic and the day flew by and it was tiring and I'm still tired, it was good. Perhaps it was because we had so much time to prepare, but she's not as bad to take care of as I had imagined ( Read more... )