“It’s just something that happens as you grow up-you realize it’s less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.”

A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ."

The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."

When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind ( Read more... )

"Bless The Broken Road ( Read more... )

I got a new car <3 yay!!! I'm excited! It's a 2001 black honda civic! :)

Wow my weekend has been eventful ( Read more... )

Today is Me and Williams 2 year anniversary! yay that is exciting! I made him a card and its really cute, i havnt given it to him yet though because he has to work all this week...so maybe i will go and give it to him when he is at work. I also bought him a new playstation game this weekend so that was his present. He is paying for me to get my ( Read more... )

The SpongeBob Squarepants movie comes out MARCH 1st!! I'am going to have to purchase that magnificenty wonderfully funny flick!

I want to live in a Pineapple under the sea...Maybe I will...

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