[Backdated to Sunday, September 25th, locked to DATS]

[xtrnlmonologue]

Attention, all DATS members with an interest in watching combat events.

I would like as many agents as possible in attendance at the race at the Death Arena.

... And bring objects to throw. I don't want to see the good guys being the only ones getting pelted out there.

Comments

[piyomonpinked]

What kind of objects?

[xtrnlmonologue]

The advertisement specified rotten fruit and bricks.

I think we're well within the bounds of good taste to bring just about anything short of firearms.

I might try to sneak one in, myself, but I would never say that, even if you ripped my mouth off.

[piyomonpinked]

Hmmm ... okay! Count me in!

I'm sure we could procure a nice collection or rocks or something ~

[xtrnlmonologue]

I almost think I would prefer to see the rotten fruit.

Just remember to watch for friendly fire.

[noguchi_yuka]

Well, I'm fine with being there!

[xtrnlmonologue]

I will give you a bonus in your next paycheck if you manage to hit Bowser in the face with something.

[noguchi_yuka]

Oh, don't worry! I'm going to hit him in the face with everything.

... At least, most of it.

[xtrnlmonologue]

I'm going to hold you to that promise, Yuka.

...

We need to record this, now that I think of it...

[pidonus]

I presume swords would qualify as "post-tasteful"?

[xtrnlmonologue]

I somehow get the feeling that it would be frowned upon.

That, and your average sword has poor balance for throwing.

Throwing knives, maybe, but I would never say that, even if you ripped my mouth off.

[pidonus]

If only we had Prinnies sitting around...

[xtrnlmonologue]

I'm going to assume that's a story I will need to buy beers for.

[needsmorepower]

... you need some quick incendiaries made up then?

[xtrnlmonologue]

Yes.

If you can load them on Agent Terui's cart, discreetly, that would be even better. He will need it more than we will.

[needsmorepower]

I can do both, actually. Make some that are for the cart and few hand held ones for anyone on our side in the crowd, of course those ones won't be on par with the ones for Terui.

[xtrnlmonologue]

Hmmm...

Low yield, low fragmentation, at least for the spectators. I don't want anyone getting thrown out.

...

Cook up something bigger for me, though.

[godkingillyria]

I shall attend this blood sport. And I shall being projectiles as requested.

[xtrnlmonologue]

I can ALWAYS count on you for wanton Violence, Agent Illyria.

Just try to avoid killing anyone. The hosts for the blood sport would frown on such things.

[godkingillyria]

I shall have my Qwa Ha Xahn prepare projectiles that will not kill then.