Comments | xuakal: Smoking

xuakal

Smoking

May 29, 2006 12:20

I smoked my last cigarette last night. No more. Let's see how this works. I know already that if I had some to smoke right now, I would be smoking.

Comments 10

randyslaven May 30 2006, 01:03:20 UTC

Smoking is for whores. Don't be a whore.

Also, don't smoke. It's, like bad and stuff.

xuakal May 30 2006, 01:06:43 UTC

"You're a cricket."

And the point was that I quit. Done. Cold turkey and over with. You might not want to be near me for the next week or two.

otoroe May 31 2006, 20:40:29 UTC

I concur. Smoking is for whores.

But you, sir, are a cricket. That's worse than smoking.

xuakal June 1 2006, 04:09:34 UTC

My whoring days are over then. Made lots of money though. Damn shame.

kriistiinaa May 30 2006, 12:23:51 UTC

mmm.. black lungs. mmm dying slowly from things that are hard to pronounce, mmm... not breathing on your own... mmm... cancerrrr. mmm biggest white trash addiction aside from alcoholism and living in trailers. mmm I don't have any grandparents because they smoked themselves to death. mmm I should try to quit, toooooooo.

GOOD LUCK, MAN! My grandma quit cold turkey after 40 years, but she already had emphysema. Do it earlier than that and I think you'll be ok. In seven years, your lungs will be good as new.

xuakal June 1 2006, 04:18:56 UTC

Do you have any idea how much pride I took in knowing that I was shortening my life with every little cancer stick? No effect on me. I didn't quit because of the whole unavoidable death thing. I quit because I didn't feel like scrounging the cash for another pack.

kriistiinaa June 1 2006, 11:41:05 UTC

Gimme a J

Gimme an E

Gimme a W

What do you get? Jew and Ew all in the same fun.
Nice.

xuakal June 1 2006, 16:03:33 UTC

I'm an honest jew though. I won't have any bullshit belief that I quit for any of the right reasons. If I hadn't run out I'd still be puffing away right now.

ti__jean May 30 2006, 13:43:03 UTC

Srlsly guy, just avoid it for about a month and then it's easier to give up. After like two, it's easier, then after a month, it's easier, then it just gets progressively simpler to say no. No Dine Scott sucking up it. Germany Turk demands it.

xuakal June 1 2006, 04:20:00 UTC

A month? You misjudge, sir. I'd only been smoking for maybe two years. If this doesn't get fairly easy after two weeks then I'll be really shocked.