HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS CARTER AND FOX MULDER!!!! ^__^

Fuck YES. The creator and the character share a birthday, and it's ten-thirteen. Whoohoo!

...If I have an away message up, I have been away for an hour and a half, I've been idle for an hour and twenty-five minutes...wtf inspires people to IM me with "YOU THERE??!?!?!!" Yes, clearly, I'm just hiding out and have managed how to magically show myself as idle whilst I talk to other people who AREN'T YOU. It's personal, you caught me, I'm ( Read more... )

( Donnie, the purveyor of this joke, texted me earlier: )

It's horrible that we're all so amused by this.
( I'm single-handedly SAVING your FRIENDS LISTS!! )

I promised M that I wouldn't post emo shit all over my LJ, haha, so this entry is only part emo, and it's not even really *emo* emo, it's more like, boy, doesn't this situation suck, I'm gonna go have some pocky sort of emo.

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So typically I couldn't get through a meal with my mother because I just remembered the way she turns her back and walks away when she doesn't like what someone has to say--that reaction must go over super-well in her professional life btw --and anyway I got mad. She can't even remember what kind of juice I like for fuck's sakes. I'm 24 years old. ( Read more... )

Addendum to most recent post:

The real reason he wanted me to move to PA?

He cheated on me and wants me to live nearby to play Jiminy Cricket to him. Right. Yes.

So I'm single and not looking and sort of ok with it.

What.

Tommy, my boyfriend of "the distance will be good for us, then we won't fight because we'll have plenty of space" fame, has ( suddenly decided that it's ''too much'' space and we are going to have to break up over it. )

And I keep telling myself, "just because he doesn't do it my way doesn't mean he doesn't care," but that's an awful lot of doesn'ts and an awful lot of convincing.  *sigh* I need a vacation from everything ( Read more... )

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