the wolf appreciates the onset of spring;

[xwhatbigteethx]

God bless the soul who invented miniskirts.

And further well-earned appreciation to you upstanding young ladies with the generosity to wear them.

Comments

[bibbetyboo]

You are so gross, man. Also, way pathetic.

[xwhatbigteethx]

Now that just ain't fair. I was just offering up a little compliment, the least you can do is accept it politely.

After all, I know for a fact you happen to look fantastic in the above mentioned article. I never forget a ass skirt.

[bibbetyboo]

Soo not a compliment. Being leched on by the unclean and skanky manwhore of the Tale world is hardly complimentary. It's like saying the dog drooling on your shoes is an expression of love. It's still drool. From a dog.

And now I have to weigh up - ramifications of turning you into a doorknob so everyone grabs at you and leaves you smeared and faintly dirty, versus the sheer satisfaction/global pleasure.

[xwhatbigteethx]

There's a few knob jokes to be made here, but frankly, they're beneath me, and I ain't gonna give in to the little temptations you lay before me.

[xwhatbigteethx]

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer my women a bit more hairless.

[kingofstories]

Hey now, some of those French femmes have learned the art of waxing. And those Europeans are downright athletic.

[xwhatbigteethx]

That there's a fair point. Gotta just hope nothing gets lost in translation, I suppose.

[kingofstories]

More concerned with the curse of those legging things everyone was in last year. If I want to see your panty-line, sweetcheeks, I don't want it to be because your shirt isn't long enough.

Miniskirts, amen.

[xwhatbigteethx]

Got that right - things just left nothing to the imagination. Downright shameful!

[wearingshirts]

[xwhatbigteethx]

Suppose you found the flaw in my logic, squirt.

[wearingshirts]

I WIN!

Easy/Lydia

[droppedtheball]

I wear them for you, sweetie!

You think that package is going to be safe in my car?

Easy/Lydia

[xwhatbigteethx]

And you look pretty as a picture in them, darlin'.

Safe and sound, for a few more days, tops. Just got to keep it outside the city proper for a little bit. Sure do appreciate you holding onto it for me - you're one class act, you know that?

Easy/Lydia

[droppedtheball]

Awww. You're so good to me!

It's nothing, baby! Anything I can do for you, you know that. I'll take good care of it.