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My tweets
- Tue, 17:55: You know what I want more than anything? For everyone to leave me the fuck alone and to be a hermit in the hills for the rest of my days.
- Tue, 18:44: RT @ StephenAtHome: Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furio ...
- Tue, 20:30: If you pull too hard, then ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Mon, 14:42: RT @ The_Hoy_Boy: I'm old enough to remember when 69 was just a number, BJ's was just a store, and doggy style was a way to swim.
- Mon, 14:44: RT @ Laughbook: Who invented hugs? i mean..the first hug would have been soo awkward. its like"what are u doin, y are u holding me???" "s ...
- Mon, 14:44: RT @ Laughbook: I'm super lazy today, ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Sun, 18:42: RT @ DepressedDarth: Me riding a chipmunk - http://t.co/n7IRiZal
- Sun, 18:43: @ MaMaOohLaLaa I'm sorry I made you cry last night.
- Sun, 18:52: When you're walking barefoot in the grass and your toes pick a flower for you.
- Sun, 21:15: RT @ UberFacts: Although perceived as cute, when a female kangaroo is menstruating, she will ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Sat, 16:38: I am going to be living in a cardboard box. No electricity, no gas, nothing. *throws table*
- Sat, 16:38: RT @ Laughbook: I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me...from me.
- Sat, 16:41: RT @ Laughbook: Sometimes when I'm bored I lay on my kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb..
- Sat, 17:36: "Maybe you'll luck out, ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Fri, 16:00: 12pm on the dot, there go the test sirens.
- Fri, 16:02: RT @ Laughbook: I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit
- Fri, 23:52: Suck my dick Ethan. I am so glad I'm moving out of living with you fuckhead.
- Sat, 00:16: I'm afraid my mum's gonna start taking out my stuff from the van and find my sandwiches ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Thu, 16:14: @ MaMaOohLaLaa and I have the strangest adventures together. We have such an odd friendship. #notcomplaining
- Thu, 16:16: A group of people just yelled "Hey sexy!" out of their car. They seemed to be all female. I don't know whether to be flattered or confused.
- Thu, 19:49: "You have the music of a baby's crying?" - @ dorkstack "That ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Wed, 21:14: I wish I had the capability to be awesome without having people hate me.
- Thu, 01:04: "I know Jack Donaghy. I know what he likes." "Yeah, now you have to make yourself ten years younger and Asian." #30Rock
- Thu, 01:05: RT @ SincerelyTumblr: I forgive a lot, but I never forget what's said and done.
- Thu, 01:11: @ dorkstack shit what? ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Tue, 14:52: I was really mad at Ethan for talking shit about Columbus, but then I realised I don't even remotely care.
- Tue, 14:54: Because I'm getting out of here and you're stuck. And I've got a future (that'll probably fail, granted) and I'll be amazed if you get out.
- Tue, 14:55: You can barely stand up for yourself against friends. It took ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Mon, 17:21: I really adore my job.
- Mon, 20:51: I'm trying to figure out if @ JaredSheffer was doing drugs at 5:40am. XD
- Mon, 21:15: Always have your stuff when you need it with @ Dropbox. Sign up for free! http://t.co/YfnQeAQP pleeeease :)
- Mon, 21:47: it's official. I can't jailbreak my iphone unless I use a mac.
- Mon, 21:47: In other news, ( Read more... )
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My tweets
- Sun, 15:34: "And speaking of nuts, James tells us to act like we've got any sense. How's that for a segue?"
- Sun, 15:55: "Try Jesus, cos if you don't like him, the devil will always take you back."
- Sun, 17:39: I'm watching True Blood (729 others checked-in) http://t.co/LAejIn6c @ GetGlue @ TrueBloodHBO
- Sun, 17:39: I unlocked the True Blood: ( Read more... )