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[xx_stupidkid_xx]

Teacher, why did the dinosaurs die out?

...Because you touch yourself at night!!

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[o0_bleeder_0o]

touching urself at night is the solution to all lifes problems..

[xx_stupidkid_xx]

haha do you remember sometime last year you sent me a random msg saying something like why do i still wet the bed? and i just wrote back because you touch yourself at night.. good times =)
♥

[give_me_a_slice]

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.

yes that's the best i could come up with

[xx_stupidkid_xx]

Where is says name i'll write deceased and where it says sex i'll write no thanks im dead. Its fool proof!!

[give_me_a_slice]

I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

[xx_stupidkid_xx]

you sick little moo cow!! you shall see no more!!
...is this a poopie or a toblerone?

[give_me_a_slice]

Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him?
Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance.
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that.

[give_me_a_slice]

Dad, what would you say if I told I didn't want to be in the Scouts?
I'd say, 'Come again?' and I'd laugh as I said, 'Come.'

they just keep coming

[xx_stupidkid_xx]

Yes this is how i wanted to spend my new years. Locked in the basement looking like a gay Neil Armstrong.

[give_me_a_slice]

Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.

[xx_stupidkid_xx]

Love making with Loretta has kind of lost it's intimacy..
Oh Right =)

[loz_is_so_sexy]

your foxy is cute:)

[xx_stupidkid_xx]

you're so .. FOXXY!!
love to waynes world and of course to loz
♥