Toby stood, craning his neck to see the front of the line. He had taken the day off work so he could come down here early to wait. He had told his boss it was diarrhoea. Toby took his time getting ready, packing himself a variety of cheesy snacks, a sleeping bag and a fold-up camping chair. It would be a long wait.

When Toby walked down to the ( Read more... )

He is waiting in line for the release of the final ______?

He is at work, he is not working, he is instead reading ____, playing ____, whatever.

He is fired from his job.

He stays at home in his apartment doing _____ (whatever), his neighbours smell a bad smell, they think it is his body - in fact he has just not been bathing and his life has been ( Read more... )

I was just stormed out on and had the door slammed on me because I put too much booze in the Coke and then I had the nerve to ask for a cuddle?

For fuck's sake, I'm the one with the vagina.

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Errrrr.
My bank account is $204.75 less than it was about ten mintues ago.

Why?
Peer pressure made me buy Smashing Pumpkins tickets. My peer was Ben.

But hey, now I'm going to see Smashing Pumpkins :)

Last night we went and saw CocoRosie.

They were amazing.

There were many lesbians and people with interesting hair.

I want to go see Smashing Pumpkins.

End!

I knew that watching 7 Nightmare on Elm Street videos in about 3 weeks would eventually result in a Freddy nightmare, and finally last night, this came true ( Read more... )