Um, yeah, see the title, not sure if this is one of those ones that would have approval to steal, but who owns the internet eh ( Read more... )

One brother down, he is now in England, going to Finland in a few weeks. We met his wench's family on the weekend, they're writers you know, I'd like to be a writer too but I never want to take myself that seriously - oh and did you know that one of them has been to many important conferences in Afghanistan and the other one wrote a book about Iraq ( Read more... )

Re: phone conversation on S...aturday? I don't remember nor keep track of days of the week. Yes we were in Stanwell Park because Ben's friend Blake lives there and we went there and it was oh so dull, Ben spilled Wild Turkey all over my new top, you understand the drunken rantings now right? We swapped tops because it was cold and my top was wet ( Read more... )

So. So. So.
There's a frisbee in Jason's piano. Take note of this. 
Beer+vacuuming=SUCCESS
They bought me a laptop, because I haven't a girlfriend (unless you count my virtual trannie Tim Curry) and they won't allow a cat (although I am working on this and it does not yet seem entirely futile).  I seem to break both so let's see how long the ( Read more... )

Musee De Beaux Arts ( Read more... )

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

No.
Explanations.

Not as easy as you might think...

(This is potentially very very annoying...)

1. Yourself: Mel

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/bestfriend: Yes!

3. Your hair? Brown

4. Your mother?: Jolly

5. Your father? : Santa

6. Your Favorite Item: Thing

7. Your dream last night: Boring

9. Your Dream Car: Chaffeur

10. ( Read more... )

I napped and woke up with the word 'ubiquitous' in my head.
I wasn't even sure of the meaning.
Normal occurance? 
I would like to hear thoughts, if you would so oblige.

Hey nonny nonny hey nonny nonny ahhhh feck it just look at the picture I don't have anything to say

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Aaargh.
The spawn of our generation are going to be nervous little freaks with a low sperm count.
Today I noted that boys these days can't possibly have any genitalia due to the tightness of their jeans
And also that the amount of stress we are burdened with IS meant to break us.
And I'm pissed off...I need my major works checked and I have just been ( Read more... )

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