Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mel!

1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Mel and compline.
2. Ostriches stick their heads in Mel not to hide but to look for water!
3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Mel.
4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are ( Read more... )

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed ( Read more... )

"So, you're obviously the big dick. And there on either side of you are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls and there are little, mincy faggot balls. You're dicks have driving clarity of vision. But they're not clever; they smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' ( Read more... )

Undictionary:Vittu
From Uncyclopedia
Vittu is a blessing word in the Finnish language. It is said to bring good luck to those who use it. When any of its variants are used in a sentence, people have observed mysterious increases in luck. One example is the case of Samuli Virkkunen in, who, after being fired by his boss in 1999, used it as an ( Read more... )

Dear Dairy,
Today my cat drank toilet water...out of the toilet!

well it was bound to happen sooner or later...today i received my first cleaning related injury...(and i don't care if i've told mostly everyone i know, it's a story and i don't often have them and they're never any good but...well...yeah!)...i have a black eye! *dances* it's the only somewhat cool injury i've ever received, usually i just fall ( Read more... )

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I'd put a cut but i don't know how...also i dont know how to make the writing bold so i'll just put a star next to the ones that are meant to be bold ( Read more... )

small things amuse small minds, and i'm amused.
god bless whoever invented gak and other things of the like
bloop bloop
*stretches jaw* yes that's right it moves again!
*giggles and pokes gak* i need nothing more *reads label* ohh i'm sorry, they've called this one "slime"
...well he's green and has sparkles and i love him
oh oh distracting

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 , find line 4. Write down what it says: "pile of glossy cottage loaves on the well ( Read more... )