Dear Dan,
I send you my love...and my ass.

Dear Dan ( Read more... )

Dan and I reunited recently. We spent the entire day together under the linden trees. He even wore the white pants and purple suspenders that I so adore. We found the time and energy to make hot romanian love three times. Our love making is quite strenuous if you know what I mean ;). I think that we will be able to work through these long ( Read more... )

The Great Sexgod and I are trying desperately to complete the surprise while dealing with our very busy lives. Since our separation, progress has been slow. I am sure that in the near future we will finally finish what we have started.

I have been separated from my dear Dan once again. I know not what I will do during his leave of absence. I fear that I will not see him for weeks...

It has been over 24 hours since Dan left me. He should return sometime tomorrow. I am anxiously counting down the hours til his arrival. Dear Despretine has offered to stand in for Dan during his absence. What a noble gesture. :) Dan did not inform me of his reasons for leaving me this weekend. Perhaps Despretine is correct in suggesting ( Read more... )

My Dan has left me :( I will be alone all weekend. What will I do without my duke?

Dan and I have decided to let you all in on our activities. Here is a list of the things we did today ( Read more... )

The UK is ignoring me.

I <3 the UK