Drunken Diaries I

[xxblackmagexx]

To begin this strange, yet epic and at some points disgusting tale of inebriated woe I would like to state that until college I seldom drank more than a few beers. For those slow on the uptake, I'm quite the lightweight and this story should serve as a warning for all other drinking neophytes. Now that we're through with background information let

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[killerpurple]

My Dearest He Who Fiddles (insert music of your choice)

You got fucked up. Bravo. LEts hook it up sometime. rolfolcoptor, no?

peace out

youre unloving ex wife...

p.s. the hair is fucking sweet...

[hikaruuchiha]

Pft, this just proves how much of a white boy you are.

[neglegens]

Oh bobsy. I hope I can IM you while you're high some time.

[neglegens]

Fuck that, I'm hardly ever on AIM, I'll call you.

[corazond_melon]

You got told everything you did? Eesh, I have yet to find out all of the details of the one and only time my being inebriated caused me to remember nothing! All I know is that I was one hell of a flirt...terrible, no?

Good to see you're having fun at school! Now STUDY! :-P

[xxblackmagexx]

Alex, you're a flirt sober.

[andreman]

have you showered yet?

[xxblackmagexx]

Nah, whats the use?