...your school's anime club hosts a nerd fest with GH and you kick the shit out of every other geek there.

Since my folks no longer drink anything but wine on occasion I figured they wouldn't have a liquor cabinet. When looking for plates a cabinet opened below me on accident, in it are at least thirty of bottles of partially finished liquors. A brief synopsis of what it contained ( Read more... )

Well, I'm back for six weeks, hopefully those will be chock full of visiting old friends and getting money to fund my campaign of decadence at DePaul. Hopefully I should have the "First Quarter In Review" and the "Legend of Kevin Braasch" stories up soon.

To begin this strange, yet epic and at some points disgusting tale of inebriated woe I would like to state that until college I seldom drank more than a few beers. For those slow on the uptake, I'm quite the lightweight and this story should serve as a warning for all other drinking neophytes. Now that we're through with background information let ( Read more... )

So I thought of killing three birds with one stone. The three birds being exploitation of sweatshop labor in third world countries, overpopulation in the US and Emo Kids. We educate all the exploited works and ship emo kids over to work in sweatshops, as then they'll be too busy to cry about how much life sucks. Now we can enjoy no emo kids, still ( Read more... )

This will probably be the first and last sports related entry that I'll be writing, but since it involves the World Cup I'll let it slide. The first order of business is congratulations to Italy on winning, as you and Germany were the teams I was rooting for. The second order, which I'll explain in more depth concerns the opposition: France, ( Read more... )

Chapter 6, Verse 16 ( Read more... )

Courtesy of Queen Washu I have jumped on the bandwagon of the interview game, these are the questions I got. Quite thought provoking I must say...in all the wrong ways.

1. If you HAD to go gay, who would you go out with a why? XDI'm assuming I have to choose from people that are already gay, right? I'd have to go with Mani Caliveri (Berserk Sushi ( Read more... )

Saved by the Bell is currently on at midnight on Adult Swim. Previous levels of life completeness have been shattered.

Happy Easter folks, I hope you're all enjoying the celebration of the day Jesus was resurrected as a white rabbit and hid colored eggs for the Apostles to find, except for Judas, all of his money turned into terrible tasting chocolate (read: Hershey's Special Dark). He was also endowed with the power to turn pebbles into malted milk balls and jelly ( Read more... )