EVIL IN THE MOST EVIL FORM!!!! BIG FEROCIOUS BUTTERFLIES!!!!!!!

[xxcelebornxx]

I go outside to water my nice pretty flowers and what happens...one butterfly gently flies across my lovely flower arrangement. Problem? No, not really. But then another one popped up...and another.... and another

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[finduilas]

I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE THEM FOR YOU CEELBORN I WOULD KILL THEM FOR YOU BUT I'M LOOKING AT THE SEA AND BEING SAD AND STUFF!!!!!

[xxcelebornxx]

Damnit! You got hit with that canon virus again....

Um..... after I kill these blood hungry butterflies starved for the flesh of my family and scary stuff like that I will take you to the beach so you can frolic in the ocean!!!!!

I'm glad you hate them for me!! Your hate is much needed in this time of sorrow!!!!! I'd hug you, but I'm scared the virus is contageous and I'm not going back into that damn Marton Csokas form!

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[finduilas]

Yes. I think so anyway.

THANK YOU!!! That would be lovely, in the mean time i will hate everything and cry a little bit.

Im glad that your glad etc. They are evil. It's okay, if i had a fear i was going to turn into Martin Csokas i wouldn't hug anyone either.

[divaerestor]

Celeborn, you're overrea-

*is attacked by a half-dozen large butterflies*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

NUKE THE BASTARDS!!!!!

[xxcelebornxx]

Of course, everyone fucking says I overreact but once they're maimed, abused, molested brutally it's NUKE THEM! Well, maybe I DON'T want to nuke them maybe I'll let them flutter around and destroy non-believers ..... but, yeah, I probably won't do that so......

I'll look for pesticide or something.

[earwen]

*sighs*

*rolls eyes*

*sighs again*

*goes back to frolicing in Valinor*

[xxcelebornxx]

Oh, hi Mom, glad to see you took time off of frolicking in Valinor JUST to roll your eyes at me! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!

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[earwen]

:O

.....that hurt. I ALSO SIGHED.

*would WEEP in Valinor if the very concept wasn't completely forbidden*