Your Not My Kinda Guy Anyway.

I really need a little TLC from my woman.. because men just arent doin it for me anymore.

..and I mean that in the most non-sexual-lezbian-way

So, it's official. My mom got her test results back from the hospital last night, and she does in fact have a heart condition. So, basically she's in a LOT of pain and her doctor asked her from 1 being the lowest and 10 being highest how much does it hurt? And she said, 14. And my mom is totally not the type to be paranoid and say something she ( Read more... )

umm okay, i dont think anyone reads this.. but here is the whole FYI shit.

I'm going to be in Vancouver, Wa on May 5th and 2:50 p/m and I leave on May 10th at fucking 5 in the morning.. but thats the best I could do. Okay, anyways. so yeah and I get to stay with HALLEY wich is gonna be awesome and goodtimes. soo yeah anyone wants to hangout that ( Read more... )

DiceOnMyFoot: i had a dream about you last night hahahhaa ( Read more... )

1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot ( Read more... )

My Mom Had A Heart Attack.

I puked all over myself last night. And all over the sidewalk outside of my house.  Hahahahahahaha you have no idea how gross I feel. lol holy lord.

I wonder who the next girl is going to be next week...

( Read more... )