My babys pretty as a car crash, subtle as a splinter

[xxforeverfaded]

Yesterday, Ellen and I almost got attacked by geese at the lake
Today, there was a waiter made my life at Applebees saying great things like:
This music is retro-horrible. It's like Michael Jackson and bad
and made Meaghan miss her mouth many a time. I also ate my bodyweight in appetizers

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[booboomuffin]

Love youuuuuuu. ♥ ♥
"You listen to country? You know what happens when you sing a country song backwards?
You get your house back...you get your dog back..."

[xxforeverfaded]

and your job back... and your wife back.

Loveyoutoo♥