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• 22:43 At tracks - dancing and drinking - I love me some gays #
• 00:07 Look!!! Gays!!! yfrog.com/1fwdmj #
• 00:14 You spin my head right round right round when you go down when you down down #
• 01:01 Fag + hag + leather bar = fucking rad yfrog.com/10rbmnj #
• 01:08 Jared to me: if I had to put it in a vagina, I would put it in yours. #

• 22:26 Woah... I still remember how to Belly Dance. #
• 08:48 I just woke up. And I have morning wood. Or whatever ladies can get. yfrog.com/5f67988822j #
• 10:07 If only hobby lobby knew what I am doing with this.... #
• 11:37 100% organic dead baby cake - happy bday yfrog.com/15suej #
• 12:53 RT:I hope that's true organic, free range baby. I just hate ( Read more... )

• 21:54 Hi. I just want to say. HOLY FUCK STAR TREK. J.J. Abrams, you are forgiven. #
• 00:36 When you eat with your left hand that's called the stranger. #
• 07:37 On my way to work - it's cleavage Friday! #cleavagefriday yfrog.com/5jqttj #
• 07:40 The Rofler - it's like a donkey punch, but less violent and more hilarious. #
• 08:39 So.... for those of ( Read more... )

• 20:39 Why am I depressed over RP? #
• 02:11 Tonight was intense. Emotionally drained. Bed now. Need a friend to talk to tomoorow. One who gets RP. yfrog.com/2j4c4j #
• 08:30 Not feeling it... Falling apart... I hate to be all emo over twitter... so... I won't. #
• 09:26 Is there anyone around that can talk? IM me: AIM - Koiblossoms, Yahoo- ( Read more... )

• 07:48 On my way to work. Wondering if I made a good wardrobe decision. yfrog.com/3xyroj #
• 08:43 Bald Brian has a Brain Tumor? *sad* #adamcarolla #
• 08:55 ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE #
• 09:10 I have officially hit the 1:1 following:followers ratio. #
• 09:19 Oh my god... Bald Brian's story has me nearly in tears. #adamcarolla ( Read more... )

• 08:20 I have my coffee, I have a headache, I'm armed with Midol. I could use a massage. There's a mixtape in it for you. #
• 08:25 *putting on pandora to wipe out that boom-boom-pow shit that @batfan put in my head* #
• 08:56 If I believed in God, I'd say, "God Bless Missy Elliot for getting that crappy song out of my head." #
• 09:12 Don't be so quick ( Read more... )

• 07:46 We don't swim in your toilet, don't RP in our pool. #
• 11:29 Aunt Flo is a cunt.... Also, good for #punday. #
• 11:50 God I miss ASIMO. I loved seeing him at Disneyland. #
• 12:00 I am thinking about someone doing something somewhere. Now guess what it is. #
• 13:04 It's a beautiful day. Who wants to LARP? I'll bring the nerf swords, you bring ( Read more... )

• 02:28 Coming home to Denver tomorrow. Both happy and sad about this. #
• 11:19 In the airport coming home. #
• 14:59 I'm home. Tonight @joelmchale at the paramount. #
• 15:05 Need to pee so bad / bladder so full of urine / when will I get home? #haiku #

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• 11:08 Today - whirlwind in LA #
• 12:25 My cleavage stuck in LA traffic. Happy Friday! yfrog.com/3vu33lj #
• 12:54 Sepulveda!!!! #
• 12:57 Shouldn't the Chuck E. Cheese at Plaza Mexicana be called Carlos Queso? #
• 16:06 Had a nice lunch. Going to Fry's. #