no more safeways for you, vicki

[xxle_bangxx]

oh god. i am so fucking scared out of my brains. ahhh! Ok.. ill tell you what happened.. if you wanna know...

It starts with me and kirsty just hanging out. we met up in ealing after my hospital appointment (turns out i have sinositis.. or however you spell it.. which is good cus at least now i can get cured and i can breathe! woohoo!), and,

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doomed

[kukhora]

you almost certainly do not have a criminal record. you should though, thieving little swine!

Re: doomed

[xxle_bangxx]

=( its a meaningless sodding banana! i know im bad... ill never attempt thieving fruit again..i promise..
xo

Re: doomed

[kukhora]

ok, you are totally forgiven! poor little banana, it must have been terrified

Re: doomed

[xxle_bangxx]

thank you!! and yes.. i bet it was too.. probably a bit less than me though. actually.. it probably framed me, that stupid, stupid banana
xo

[__newradio]

you probably don't.
if the store was prosecuting they would have had to tell you.
dontcha worry.
it's a sodding banana!
hah, you poor thing.

[xxle_bangxx]

merci :)

[_emokidtom_]

silly girl ;)

hmmmm i got the munchies....viki go get me a banana

[anonymous]

awwwwr viki...actually i have no synpathy u hardened little criminal...hahaha only jokin...but serious viki where is my banana (ahem) anywho...where was i...oh yeh, viki i think we need a talk about shoplifting. there we go, there is my one responsible adult talk for the day. (hahaha mum u say im immature well look!!! there i am..saying that stealing is wrong). errmm wat else to say....hmmm (nasty silence) (people look at each other) (more silence) oh yeh...i need my jumpy back pleeeeeaaasssseeeee

Re: hmmmm i got the munchies....viki go get me a banana

[xxle_bangxx]

hahaha i LOVE you jack, you fat silly kangaroo! i shall have to control your blazing you know, sir, we don't want you being a criminal too now, do we! and yes you'll get your jumpy back on thursday =p

naughty lil vicky

[anonymous]

tut tut vicky i thought more than you, if your gona steal, steal something amazing....like a bus...or an elefant oooo that gives me an idea...why not become my partner in crime...and we can steal all the banana eating elefants in the world.hahaha or we can just take richard and put him back in the wild where he belongs...with the orangatangs...(big awwwwwwrs coming from the distant) but 13p that is a rip off, in the old days we could buy bananas by the hundred for thirteen pence, oh wait, we neva had bananas until 52....(SHOCK AS THE WORLD FINDS THERE IS AN OLD BLOKE ON THE WEBSITE) want to go see sum puppies? (then, all of a sudden, pedo-burrito burst through the window and slaps the evil pedo in the head !!SLAMMPPPOP!!)

EVIL P: OH NO ITS THE BURRITO BOY OR WATEVA (laughs to himself)

PEDO B:WHAT HOW DARE U NAME ME AS A LITTLE BOY YOU OLD FIEND (he says in a slick spanish accent)

EVIL P:WELL TASTE MY ANGER MR PIñATA

PEDO B:ARRRRRRRGGGG I AM ANGRY...(he slams the pedo in the the wall)

THE END sorry i got bored

Re: naughty lil vicky

[xxle_bangxx]

random -ass- hell?