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Can it be true?!?!? The greatest band of all time!??!?!

Yes.

I know that hardly anybody reads these anymore, but the last post I made and this are my two editorials I'm submitting to U of A's newspaper for consideration to be a columnist. Feedback?

Dear CDCI understand that you are all scientists, not English majors, so I’m not trying to be the bad guy here. I’m just a little confused about something you ( Read more... )

Dear Bill FristIs this a joke? Did you forget that this isn’t East Berlin? Have you been free-basing again? Did the guy from Silence of the Lambs kill you and start wearing your skin ( Read more... )

Today I was in a situation so far-fetched and comical, that looking back, it may be a rather funny event. However, at this point in my life, it is simply upsetting and vexing that something so asinine could ever happen to me. TO ME! I was voted BIGGEST FLIRT AT CORONA!!! I'm borderline goddamned royalty, and this shit happens ( Read more... )

Today I start working at Angel Sweet. Props to Lauren and Erin for getting me the job ( Read more... )

Cold Stone interview at 7:00.

Just imagine me scooping people's ice cream.

EDIT: That was easy.

The five largest arms dealers are China, France, Russia, U.K., and U.S.A.

These are also the five permanent members on the UN Security Council.

Fuck cancer ( Read more... )

My last review was total bullshit. Well, Cool Hand Luke does kick a lot of ass, but I wrote that review as a joke just to get started. Cool Hand Luke is the shit, and everyone should see it because Paul Newman owns in that movie ( Read more... )