oh delicious fetus burrito...how i love you so

paul...because he is the first one who loved me back and wasn't afraid to show it ( Read more... )

120 THINGS ABOUT ME ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBMx0kxvHbw

he can do it all...

the
magnum pump testicle festival

the
reverse reverse backwards backwards front-wards reverse nipple touch

and even the
triple nipple maximum overload plunge slip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM1IulmYWd8&mode=user&search=

late night mischief...i want some, any takers

i should get off of my ass

jesse, you should meet my dog...she would totally eat yours

life should be set to music...not like a musical...and none of that CVS/WAL*MART country station crap

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i reject your reality and substitute it with my own...

it’s official…oh yeah Mary, that’s right…it went that way…
non-descriptive, illusive, and blatantly stupid...but i was completely shocked and entirely happy
three lines is all i'm going to give you...

i met this nice boy…fell in love…only to find out he was a hippie…so i had to kill him…