Alright next week I'm going to Florida. There's this place in Miami called Parrot Jungle, where there's this huge bird sanctuary, it sounds sorta nice...
And so I was reading the FAQ on their website:

Do you charge for parking?
Yes, there is a $7.00 fee for parking.

...But not that nice.

Word. I'm moved out.

2 Years.

I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU!!!

I be wishin ye had a blimey good Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Garrr.
Me only love be the sea!

Everyone.... Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter, is dead.

http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/stories/news/2006/sep/04/090407330.html

May he rest in a bestiality-filled peace.

But more importantly, Lance Bass is gay!!!!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060726/en_nm/bass_dc_3

Time for Natalie's Opinion on the situation in Dead Man's Chest concerning Elizabeth and Jack Sparrow ( Read more... )

Edit: Job obtained.

I NEED A JOBBBBBB

OH YEAH