Why did the cat cross the road?

[y0ur_c0nscience]

He didn't. He jumped in front of my van and got intimate with the road

Comments

[nuclear_eclipse]

Poor thing... Admit it you enjoyed being there at the earliest possible moment to tag it :P.

[y0ur_c0nscience]

Eh, i have actually been really sad about it. It could have been someone's house pet. =(

[justlory]

LMAO... best entry ever.

[y0ur_c0nscience]

lol.

[justlory]

oh yeah, remember when this happened to me? (Except I didn't hit the cat.) And you laughed at me cause I got sprayed with cat guts and I said "I wished it would happen to you!" Well... there. I have magical powers.

[y0ur_c0nscience]

I know! I thought about that as soon as it happened! I was like 'I recall Lory telling me about that one time...' then it wasn't that funny to me and was rather sad.

I was like 'Is it moving? I think I saw it *SPLAT* *Destiny starts screaming profane words*

[justlory]

See? Remember when you asked me what it felt like? It is undescribable with words. As sorry as I am for the cat, that will teach you.

[y0ur_c0nscience]

Indeed, a lesson learned.

[cheeze]

very sad, but man... last line... priceless.

[y0ur_c0nscience]

Sadly, I hate hitting animals, but I might as well tag what I kill, right? That'd be like hunting and not eating what you shoot.

[cheeze]

indeed.

[killabs]

Suicidal animales!
Suicidal animales!
Suicidal animales!
Looking to die!

[y0ur_c0nscience]

Sounds like slayer lyrics, lol.