I sense a disturbance in the force.

[y0ur_c0nscience]

So, just how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

This isn't rhetorical, if you can read it, ANSWER IT.

//Nothing follows

Comments

[ashael]

10.34 cubic meters, if it's Tuesday.

[y0ur_c0nscience]

Ah yes, and if it is on Wednesday, the answer is YELLOW.

[tanisnikana]

Threeve.

[y0ur_c0nscience]

Excellent choice, sir.

Your penis

[killabs]

Depends on if the woodchuck is gay...
No but yeah... I don't know if he's changed or whats going on with him.. I dunno. I believe life is filled with many soul mates... I'm sure I'll find another. I just get hung up on it sometimes.

Re: Your penis

[y0ur_c0nscience]

Hey, you never know. AND if a woodchuck IS gay, how much wood as opposed to a straight one? A bi one? What about an asexual one? =P

Re: Your penis

[killabs]

ohhh you...
Well a gay one would chuck a lot of wood..
A bi one would only do half the job a gay one would.
A Straight one wouldn't even go near it
and
The asexual one would sit and ponder better ways to make a dam.

Re: Your penis

[killabs]

ohhh you...
Well a gay one would chuck a lot of wood..
A bi one would only do half the job a gay one would.
A Straight one wouldn't even go near it
and
The asexual one would sit and ponder better ways to make a dam.

nonresponse

[a_warm_place]

please please please please please come to the killbot show on friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please.

Re: nonresponse

[a_warm_place]

Time and location, please?

Re: nonresponse

[y0ur_c0nscience]

^ Twas me. =P