yanked from Brett ( Read more... )

I found this thing on my floor.

Its a flat folder, made of plastic or something. The cover is white, with red, yellow, green, and blue lines crossing over it. There is a sticker on the front, with the logo Temple Beth Am Early Childhood Center. The title is "Japan." The author/illustrator is "Gemma Solomons." The grade is "Pre-k" and the date is " ( Read more... )

When I have children, I will make sure there is always a ruler in the house. And there will always be color pencils and glue and white out too. I don't think there has ever been a bottle of white out in my house, at least one that isn't stolen ( Read more... )

My dad was entertaining us at breakfast, telling us about his days of youth when he was in the Jewish Lad's Brigade, and how they won a gymnastic championship. That's why I couldn't eat that much; I would have vomited from laughing so hard ( Read more... )

Poem To The Freaksby Jack Micheline ( Read more... )

Phish has a song called "David Bowie" which is just them saying "David Bowie" over and over for ten minutes. 'Tis a good song.

I'm bored. Someone do things with me today.

I got a new icon. It's Boris from Snatch lol. I love it so much. Its not my default though, so if you want to see it, you have to comment.

I think I'm going to make me some Ramen ( Read more... )

Finished The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux. So much better than the two movies I've seen. I always thought Phantom of the Opera was suppose to be, you know, like a horror story. The silent version is good, and it sticks to the book, for the most part, but they completely changed the ending, and made it much more depressing. The musical, ( Read more... )

A boy I like grinned at me today. Needless to say, my afternoon was a considerably happier one.

I have two tests tomorrow. I shall fail them both, I betcha. Man, I'm such an optimist.

Curiosity killed the cat.

Every time you masturbate - God kills a kitten.

Curiosity makes you masturbate!

Sit on it, potsie.

After talking with Stephi, I decided I really want a cat. More specifically, a kitten. I would name it Holden, after Holden Caulfield, because I love Catcher In The Rye ( Read more... )

My back hurts because I did a good deed and helped a cripple ( Read more... )