Oh shit, man, I got metaquote'd! Oh yeah, I rock.

School was the same everyday, average, dull cal it is everyday.

At the moment, I am waiting for my vegetarian corndogs to cook. I just ate a bag of Ritz dinosaur crackers.  Made with real fossil fuels. Tastes 100% prehistoric.

I hope everyone has a good Year of the Cock. Except all the ( Read more... )

Happy Chinese New Year!


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My angst tastes like...

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I came home early after taking the Florida Writes. For those of you not in Florida, I'm sure you can guess, its a standardized essay test with the most god-awful prompts you have ever seen. I wrote a two pgae five paragraph essay on whether we should include a study hall into the school schedule ( Read more... )

I have come...to a conclusion!

*trumpets*

I have decided. Winn-Dixie sucks major ass.

It wasn't a very difficult decision to make.

Just a general warning for those who don't want to scratch their eyes out and/or pour bleach in the sockets.

Do NOT google image search "harlequin ichthyosis."

You'll thank me the next time you look at a fetus without screeching like a bitch.

You have been warned.

Fucker. I'm sick. I have a bad cough. Great. Just another thing I have in common with the Pope.

Other Things I have In Common With The Pope1.We both enjoy sitting quite alot ( Read more... )

Brett, I'm listening to La Vie Boheme from Rent. Its good lol, but I don't know how you can tell the plot from this ( Read more... )

Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at her butt.

I wrote another poem tonight. My dad asked me what the title meant. I told him that my title's don't usually have anything to do with the poem. I once wrote a poem about someone going insane, and the title was called "shared biscuits". It wasn't a very good poem. It was a sestina, so there ya go. The title's usually reflect how I'm feeling or what ( Read more... )