i forgot to tell you all what made my day great... my friend kara and i were working on this project where we have to determine the exact location where columbus landed. and we were lookin through the encyclopedia and there was a picture of Columbus and she was was like "damn, that's one ugly mother fucker" i replied, "whatchu talkin' 'bout ( Read more... )

groovy201: oh my god that would be so funny if we were like 70 and we were laughing and he still didnt know and then i had a heart attack from laughing

lmfao

"Nice legs.
When do they open?"

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god man... things just got worse... my friend amy IMed me and told me that ashley, who my best friend likes, likes me.... i hope it's a lie but WTF DO I DO if it's not????

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nichoho: loki wants you to touch him;D ( Read more... )

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I'M 25.5% X-rated. HOW HORNY ARE YOU?

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