Blink is perfect at describing me.
And The Holiday was the cutest movie ever. I want to marry someone just like Jude Law. *swoon*
Also-I love mash ups. Especially DJ PlayBen

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents

Ellen, the lady that goes to chemo with my mommy passed away a week ago. They were supposed to see each other today. I don't know how to comfort my own mother, who is obviously scared and shocked, ect but is doing an incredible job of not letting her emotions show.
Suggestions, please?

I'm so disgusting. sick. gross. I'm going to hell. blah.

1. What color is the bra you have on right now?
white with pink flowers!

2. Do you ever lie about your age?
yup

3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys?
uhhh neither? I don't like boys. They're gross

4. Do you prefer blonde or brunette guys?
hmmm...a happy medium ((look how Pam-ish I am!)) I do love red heads.

5. Are you currently single?
Happily ( Read more... )

You know your childhood was strange when conversations with your Pooka go something like this:

Pooka: ok, so i just go chocolate frosted donuts from the vending machine, right?
and remember those fake platic donuts we had went we were little, like play food in the kitchen? there was a strawberry one and a chocolate one.  they squeaked a bit. remember ( Read more... )

Oh, Charlie-who-sits-across-the-room-from-me-in-psych, I will woo you and you will like it.
End of story.

No one should trust me with electricity again. ever. Not even turning lights on and off ( Read more... )

silly boy! You're about a year too late!

Dear Lubi,
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your Royal Highness, Mr. Bush,

I would like to first of all thank you for taking time out of your busy, busy schedule of sentencing hundreds of my peers to their demises in Iraq for no good reason to read this letter from me, a lowly peasant of your kingdom.  I realize your job is an ( Read more... )

First of all-the rumors are true. Ms. Blankenship IS getting married..on SATURDAY to Christie!!! So the 14th, we're gunna do SOMETHING special for her..ideas? Call/email/whatever me.

SECOND--Thanks to Ms. Blankenship I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SECRETS AND THE ENTIRE SCRIPT!!!
AHHHHH Jessica and I are gunna KICK ASS

so I'll be posting more info/showgasms ( Read more... )