The Lost World

A live radio show directed by the beautiful Miss Jessica Baker
November 2 and 3 at 7:30 on the mainstage
Come see me, Sean, and Natalie be super cool and British.

COME SEE IT!!! I'll give out free lap dances to any JT song.

I am a cow. A cow that is in need of a bigger bra. COW COW COW. I hate weight. I fall out of my dance costume.

That is all.

I love having a crush. Makes me feel giddy.

So today I:
Cleaned six rooms
Did five loads of laundry
Spent for(ty eight) dollars on groceries
Ran the dishwasher three times
Had two emotional breakdowns
And made dinner...for one.

So aside from my day resembling half of the Twelve Days of Christmas, I've decided (once again) that being a housewife and mother is depressing. And also that it is ( Read more... )

I was his pretty Polly,
Pity Polly.
Pity Pretty Polly.
Doesn't want a cracker.
I am woman.
A crippled bird.
F-flap
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F---

Anyone else amped for A...My Name is Alice?
Anyone else not really like the scenes they're directing? ...I suppose I'll learn to like it.  More to come, of course.

P.S. Jessica is love.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! IM SO GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOU EVER AGAIN!!!!

It just dawned on me. It makes me a happy bunny.

Need. Ramen Noodles. Now. Must. Be. A. Fattie.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Once again, I am glued to my bed. MAH.

Acting Company Girls are love. Everyone come see us do The Cell Block Tango at the Talent Show!!!! We're gunna be HOOOOOT!!!!

holler.

Mad love to the A4E. I'm amped for this year.

Fili-let me know when you're online next. There's much to be discussed. I missed you today. It was so sad.

I have a lot on my plate right now. I want to go on a diet. But I can't.

P.S.  Under The Tuscan Sun is a very Meghan-y movie. I really miss her right about now.

and no, it don't make sense the way the world can let you fall. I swear. It don't make sense to me at all