The Un-official Survival Guide to the SEES Dorm

[yamada_touya]

[03]

[WEDNESDAY/ EVENING]

Recruits!

You have all entered a world more educational than School, more dangerous than Tartarus, more filled with beautiful women than the Playboy Mansion - the SEES Dorm!

However, never fear, for I have compiled an easy to remember list that will ensure that you all survive the dorms long enough to get brained

Comments

[themoonshard]

Yamada-chi! Um, rules...? Is this for the people who are lounging at the lobby? ^^ (I actually want to join them! Doesn't it look so fun?)

...Hee~ by the way, how's Turnip-chan--uwaa, eto ne, Boo-chan? :D

[yamada_touya]

Ah T2! Well, not exactly - they are more tips than rules really, for all of us here at the dorm, based on my experiences and what I - er, I mean, yes, based on what I've experienced and, er, heard... Yes...

as for Boo, he is disconsolate about not being able to aid us in Tartarus this time, but we continue training in the hopes that he shall soon level up and prove his worth to Ellipses-san.

*squeak squeak*

He thanks you for asking however, and wishes to extend an earnest invitation for you to pat him on the head.

[themoonshard]

Boo-chan! *squeals* I missed you~ *pets him*

I'm sure Yamada-chi has been taking care of you well, yes? How's life in the dorm? Its too bad you weren't able to go to Tartarus, I was Yamada-chi's teammate~ I'd have loved to see you there.

^^

[thestarshard]

...It's that mouse again.

...Hn, Yamada. This list is all hardly any advice...

[myboss_makio]

*takes note of rule 4 and 5*
This will be useful!

[yamada_touya]

Fufufu, it is good to see a recruit with his priorities straight. As you are the first I have met, I shall give you the honor of being O1 - Onion Twin No. 1!

[myboss_makio]

EH!? Not the onion thing again... *sigh*
At least I'm going to be the number one. It means I'm better, RIGHT!?!

[yamada_touya]

Hm... Well it depends really. 1 comes before 2, but 2 is more than 1 so... It could be that you're earlier, yet less... Onion-y?

Or you could be better, who knows? Unless your twin is female, in which case - I'm sorry but you Fail.

[kirijou]

Please Yamada, don't corrupt the new recruits like you did Takashi...one of you is enough to give me a lasting migraine.

And I digress about number 4; a runaway plague carrier is not the way to a woman's heart.

Why am I commenting at your journal when I'm still supposed to be mad at you?

[yamada_touya]

(1) I beg to differ! TAKATAKA is a man after my own pure heart! I did not 'corrupt' him - instead think of it as two kindred souls reaching perfect synchronicity. Besides, he can be crazier than me...

(2) Well... Maybe not the heart... *whistles innocently*

(3) Because you're a very responsible person and, misguided though you are, see it as your duty to 'correct' me? And because you luvs moi?

[kirijou]

I disagree. I believe Takashi could still be saved with the right influences. Although, after the 'Jesus' event on one of the new recruit's journal, I'm almost inclined to agree with you...almost

...Unless you no longer intend to have children, I'd suggest that you don't remind me of that...incident again.

Hmm...You're correct. I suppose I see it in my duty to protect the recruits from your...eccentricity. And surely you jest.

[yamada_touya]

But in that case, shouldn't you protect me from myself too? I'm not weird Mitsu-Mitsu... I - I'm just sick! I can only be cured by your tender loving care!

[consella_rion]

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... at least it's a formally stated RULE now. That means ... officially ... the next person who calls me a girl ... *in english*will be the first to go.

[yamada_touya]

You know I think it's the hair... Shall I remedy that? *eyegleam*

[consella_rion]

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[yamada_touya]

Ah~! It's the Laser Eye! Runawayrunaway~!

[hearthofheart]

I think there are more boys here than there are girls.. Does that make it the Playgirl Mansion?

How has the mouse been anyway? :)

[yamada_touya]

Female hotness still leads in quality if not quantity... otherwise I'd move out!

Oh Boo is fine... I still can't get him to summon a Persona though. *sighs*

[hearthofheart]

You think he has a Persona?

[yamada_touya]

Sure! I mean he's got lots of Fighting Spirit - right Boo?

*squeak!*

Hm... maybe I should shoot him with my Evoker, next Dark Hour...