Poppa to me as I was leaving this morning: "Have fun stripping"....pause pause as father realizes what he's just shouted at me OUTSIDE..."the gym. Have fun stripping the gym." Oh, Poppa, how silly you are ( Read more... )

Wednesday, September 1, 12:10pm: arrive at Missoula airport for 7 days with Lexy and 6 days with Jenny.  So happy.

Speaking of the wife, I got to talk to Lexy last night which was delightful.  She survived a hurricane and is bravely and fiercely battling The SARS.  Not everyone's wife gets The SARS twice and lives.  You should all be in awe of her( ( Read more... )

and is now in need of a huge long talking with someone.

In other news, I might now be dating someone.  Kind of.  Don't think so, but idea was brought up A LOT during time together.  Course so were other ideas that did not happen.  Will know by the 28th.  I feel weird.

............Oh dear...........

In better news and news that CAN be public notice ( Read more... )

With the exception of the fact that I am a woman, of course. But despite any other relevance to my life so this really isn't an update at all, I thought this was hilarious. I would like to dedicate it to "the wife" who will undoubtedly hate me forever for posting such a story. Oh well. Just go here: Read more... )

I have chosen a new e-mail name. Thank you to all (3) of you who rang in with responses. However, in the end I ended up choosing a name that combines my love of water, the mountains, and Japanese. I like it. Also, I thought sending the padres an e-mail from "cuddle WHORE" maybe not the way to go ( Read more... )

Jordan's apartment in Kyoto is 7 minutes walking distance from school. My apartment is a 15 minute walk to train station, 45 minute train ride, a subway ride, and then 5 minutes or so walking to campus. Haha, we're working on fixing this ( Read more... )

That is the best (and sadly enough the funniest but I kind of like that it makes me seem kind of creepy) name I've come up with so far. I'm trying to set up a new Yahoo! e-mail account as the penis enlargement advertisements have begun popping up (pun!...I'm sorry) in my current mailbox.

Any suggestions, either goofy or ones I might actually use? ( Read more... )

So lately I've really been seriously considering Teach for America.  Either in San Francisco or Chicago.

Any thoughts?

I've been having crazy dreams lately.  First the one about canoodling with Mr. Darcy, aka Colin Firth, and then last night I dreamt that April and I were sitting in my apartment in Kyoto talking (odd in and of itself in that I haven't seen April for a long ass time and my apartment was HUGE and not just 20 m square big.  No, HUGE!) when suddenly ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt that I was Elizabeth Bennet and I was cuddling with Mr. Darcy. A much more sexually forward Mr. Darcy than usual but nevertheless the Colin Firth Mr. Darcy. No idea what brought this on but I'm all grinny this morning. Ridiculous, really.

That's all. Mock me if you will. I'm heading back to work.

I think I need a shrink.