The tightwad bitch holding me up at the register doesn't know I had just gotten mauled by my cat, the bloodthirsty pussy doesn't know I had just been subjected to an hour of drug-addled ranting, the ranter doesn't know I had just spent 13 hours wasting my creative powers under a fucking timeclock, my supervisor on the clock doesn't know I had ( Read more... )

I can only access a few websites from work- one of which is sweet, sweet Wikipedia, of course...When trawling through their blurb on Hegel I stumbled across this little slice of tongue-lashing written by our dear Euro-Buddhist himself, Arthur Schopenhauer, when describing Hegel's...errrmm...."overdeveloped" writing style:
"The height of audacity in ( Read more... )

...So looks like I might be finally getting my payout- coupla grand from shithole insurance so that I can finally re-buy a car. 'Course, most of all I'd like to be back in a place where I don't even need one- I liked the way living off public transportation back in Kansai kicked my ass outside to walk in the fall wind and forced me to feel alive ( Read more... )

In a shocking upset, it was revealed that my longtime favorite animal, the tiger, would by most reasoning LOSE to a lion in a fight. Apparently the tiger, supremely adapted to lone hunting, is an apprehensive fighter- the slightest injury could cause him to be unable to hunt effectivly and thus to starve. What's more, the tiger would most likely ( Read more... )

Everyone should be putrid green with envy over the great feast I had last night. Thank big baby Jeebus I live with Tobs- not only are we in perfect accord when it comes to essential stuff like lighting backyard mulch ablaze to combat boredom, but we're downright gastronomic fucking geniuses. Wisely, we waited till we were half-crazed with ( Read more... )

Capitalism has fucked us all so brutally, and for so long, that we're too sore to even know where it hurts anymore. How is one to say what in our "characters" is merely a sad pattern burned into us by this sick society, a savage leftover from our reptile brains, or our own hard-won creation??

It's hard to make art when you're blind, deaf and

Wellllll, finally got my power back last week and now the wonders of the internet...In hindsight, I could just replace my previous post with something more succinct, like maybe "FUCK YOU HURRICANE WILMA YOU FLAILING DRUNKEN BITCH ( Read more... )

I've just walked back inside, reluctantly, after spending my 3am hour sitting in a lawn chair in my driveway, with a good red wine in hand and the glowing pink clouds of Hurricane Wilma over my head. The lights of Fort Lauderdale turned the spiraling cloud canopy into a vast pulsating ceiling- since I was young there are no nights I like better ( Read more... )

In a wee update for my last post, a few days later while watching Futurama there was a scene ( Read more... )

Yes indeedy, it's that time of year again- when in addition to my steady diet of tanned n' twinkling TV evangelists on TBN I further irritate and amuse myself by reading selections from that sexy Russian ice-babe, Ayn Rand.....A few years back, after my brother had enjoyed the (admittedly excellent) "Atheism: The Case Against God" by Rand toe- ( Read more... )