the cat escaped, from the entire building somehow, for three days, AND I FOUND HER. how does that happen even ( Read more... )

a few points:

i <3 thomas paine.

the first day of teeshirt sunny bike riding of the year is enough to make me not want to die.

edit:
SORAYA FOUND MY PHONE! BEST DAY EV0R!

i just had a weird episode where i decided to ride my (well, fran's) bike down flatbush to get emergency cheesecakes at Junior's, but it was tasty and worth it, in addition to being made all the more amazing by the dude in front of popeyes who said to me "Ride on, sister", with a raised fist and everything. excellent.

dear fran,
since i don't care whether you turn your music down or not, i will obviously never put pants on.
L.Y.L.A.S,
kate

p.s. stop trying to watch me get dressed pervert.

Action Figure Held Hostage BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

also, i am on facebook now which is basically the best thing that ever happened.

you know how in nerdy videogames, you always like go up to people and "talk" to them, which makes them give you a mission ( Read more... )

kim deal will always have my heart in the palm of her sweaty, pick-holding hand.
swoon.

i cannot find a fucking pick, which is sad because i stopped wearing my pick necklace like last week.
just goes to show that i should NEVER DO ANYTHING DECISIVE.

the nice thing about having zero faith in your abillity to do something is that when you figure out a tiny portion of it, you run from room to room in your underwear screaming "Eureka!"
well, i do, anyway.

watch out, sharedObject. you are on my LIST now buddy.

i am sure that i was going to post something interesting that would make you jealous of how cool i am.
but instead.


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